The other night I was watching a movie with my girlfriend Erin and complaining about my sore jaw from my pulled wisdom teeth. I was very very tired. Here's pretty much what I said.

Stephen - See, this is why I don't like my jaw. I want to kiss you on the cheek it says "no, that hurts, stop," so I think, "I will talk to her, then," and it says, "no that hurts too, quit it," which is why I have absolutely no use for that shark.

Erin - ...

Stephen - ...

Erin - Did you just say you had no use for a shark?

Stephen - Yeah, I was hoping you wouldn't notice that.